Pencil d!ck (jrodda) and Butthole Surfer (Tom) are going to wind up looking at my taint all year.

Wishing you the best Brother.

Hopefully you got the gadget that pumps cold water through a pad you place on your shoulder or you have some great ice bags.

Keeping it cold helps with the pain and prevents swelling.

Take plenty of metamucil so you do not get all jammed up from the painkillers.

My goal is to finish ahead of Green and Gritty and Juneau Chinooks. I do not care about winning my $30 back. This year I am the champ.

I told Tom and Jeremy Ain't Right would finish ahead of them and he did with less wins.

I have bragging rights for a whole year.

Tom and Jeremy, your lives are gonna suck!!!

More wins than JuneauChump and 28 points ahead.

Same wins as Dumbsh!tMerica and 5 points behind. DSM has been dropping every week like a two dollar slut to her knees.

I look up and what do I see,

Green and $hitty sliding back towards me,

I look down and nowhere to be found,

Juneau Chumpnooks is nowhere around.

KogaKing is is on a hot streak,

You two idiots are picking weak.

Last but not least,

KogaKing will at the top of the heap,

And you two pencil d!cks will be in a field with some sheep.

8 points ahead of "I Need Viagra Rodda."

How does my sweaty ass look Jeremy?

13 points behind the kook known as "WieneMerica."

Gonna pass that tweaker this week.

After one game.

10 point lead of 2" Rodda.

9 point lead on SneakRodinSuitCasemerica.

Like I predicted Jeremy dropped like a spark plug sinker and no matter what I will pick up at least three points on you.

To my favorite bitch Tom i will surpass you by at least 5 points tonight. I known you could not pick the Giants no matter what.

Turned in my picks.

Tom will of course look at what I picked and then make his picks since he has never had a original thought. I hope he picks the Jets!

Jeremy will make his picks PUI and sink to the bottom!

Picture of The Squatch surf fishing in his own unique way:

https://tinyurl.com/2776c7rw

https://ballsdeeptackle.com/

Tom's Sinkers
https://ballsdeeptackle.com/products/6-pack-sack-of-sinkers

Tom's New Lure
https://ballsdeeptackle.com/products/c*cky-crankbait-2-pack (replace the * with o)

Tomm's New Spoon
https://ballsdeeptackle.com/products/silly-spoonbait-4-pack

Did the site go butts up?

Seen this movie before with FAVRE.

Gonna suck the big one this year.

Started taking them.

How do you turn off the faucet?

Going through TP like it is no tomorrow.

Caught three last night.

Really nice sizes.

Definitely keepers.

Damn they fly fast and turn realy quick!

Tom,

How does my asscrack look from below?

Tom,

It has come to my attention you have been struggling lately in picking winners and assigning confidence points in your Yahoo Fantasy League. I can assure you, I am as frustrated as you are, I have the same problem in my fantasy league. Sure winners lose, and sure losers win. There is no consistency week to week. The number of players getting hurt is at a level never seen before. I am sure you have seen the fines being levied against players faking injuries, this behavior will not be tolerated.

To make matters worse, there is a knucklehead in my league named KogaHead. While he started out at the bottom, he has slowly been rising up in the ranks and is now a few points ahead of me. I have no idea how this is happening but it pisses me off. Every week he picks up a few points and/or extends his lead. I hope this asshole is not in your league, the smack talk is unbearable. I just hope that motherf@cker has no winners for the next few weeks and I pass him by for good. It will be a long offseason if I finish behind him. That sh!t for Brains asked me to join a website call Prehistoric Soul, do you know anything about this site. My guess is he wants to humiliate me in a larger forum. If this continues I will most likely need to seek counseling for my mental health.

Hope you have a great Holiday Season!!!

Roger Goodell
NFL Commissioner

To all you Bitches.

Catching up or extending my lead.

Will be on top of the Compost heap next Monday!

2ChainzLittleWeinieTom