A really weird thing happened a month ago. I was driving and heard the slight jingle of bells inside my truck. It's super quiet, but once my brain hears that noise, It won't stop trying to focus on it which makes for the drive really annoying.
I had my wife in the car and asked her. She said I don't hear anything and then 10 minutes later said "Wait... I think I hear them."
I think one of two things has happened.
1) I literally have catfish bells inside my truck because I put them there at some point as a backup in case I needed them.
2) A Cryptid Creatures that is big and has a lot of hair somehow got into my truck and hid some bells in order to get me back for something I most likely didn't do.
3) It's all in my head...
What's your best guess?
With anyone else I would say it's catfish bells. With the people you surround yourself with, though?
Claiming ignorance. Should be believable.
I do know where you park, but wasn't me. f@cking with someone's ride is pretty low. 😂
At least it wasn't a stuffed, pink pig C@ck ;D