Had another kidney stone operation yesterday.
This time they put a tube with a camera and laser up my "one eyed custard chucker" to blast the stones.
They nailed them and hopefully no more problems.
However, everytime time a take a leak it is like pissing flames.
I am supposed to drink lots of water and pee to clean the blood out of the kidneys from the laser blasts knowing it will cause screaming pain.
Get old sucks!
You old bastard. It's like shooting kidney stones in a barrel. ;D
That doesn't sound fun.
With that said, I'm scared if I get them. I know too many friends who got them and it sounds terrible.
I just went to Urgent Care yesterday :o 3 small stones and the pain was bad :( I puked a couple times and now I am waiting to pass them ::) Pissing flames does not sound like a good time :o :o
: Tim524 May 11, 2022, 01:18:02 p
I just went to Urgent Care yesterday :o 3 small stones and the pain was bad :( I puked a couple times and now I am waiting to pass them ::) Pissing flames does not sound like a good time :o :o
Wait till you piss after you pass them.
Better bite down hard on something.
I would only wish them on my absolute worst enemies.
I've passed 2 stones already. Once while I was smack dab in the middle of either the worst flu I've ever had or the Delta variant of COVID. The 2nd time started at work and I just sucked it up for 3hrs fully gowned in a cleanroom performing cell culture. I eventually tapped out and went to urgent care to find out what was wrong.
My mother-in-law said passing a stone is the equivalent to child birth. It absolutely sucks a$$!!!
Gonna start watering down my energy drinks....
Damn guys, pissing flames and having Covid. Makes my minor 70+ year old aches seem trivial 8)
I am hoping to piss a few sparks and leave the flames to you guys ;D ;D
I hope you're doing/feeling better boss. Maybe they'll come out looking like diamonds to add a little sparkle to your bass lures. ;D
Just trying to make you smile. Stay away from Gatorade ya old bastage!
FMH, they leave a stint inside for week after the procedure, why BTFOOM.
Had it removed last week, feeling better, body was rejecting it.
Could not eat, lost 20 pounds in 12 days.
I am going to shoot that a$$hole doctor, will need a place to lay low for while.
I could stand to lose 20 pounds, but not in that way!
How are you feeling now? Better I hope, especially since the California air will cure you of all your Zonie ailments when you come out. ;D ;D ;D
Best day ever today.
Slow recovery process.
Passing a stone and it is stuck halfway down my "carrot."
Only 6 more inches to go.