Had to go in for a Colonoscopy :o Supposed to do it at 50 and I kept putting it off so I figured 55 was time to get it done. Tuesday was c*cktail time with the Turbo-Lax, that is some serious stuff ;D
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Today was Camera Day and the Doc. removed 2 tiny polyps so I get to do it all again in 5 years . Glad it's over, I was hungry on the way home, a Carne Asada burrito never tasted so good ;D
Stay on top of your health, most illnesses can be prevented if you get checked on a regular schedule 8)
Glad I didn't find the Doctor's pants next to mine when I woke up ;D ;D ;D
Or both hands on your shoulders ;D
Good for you Tim. I did mine last year. 3 young hot nurses in the room as the doctor was ready to knock me out. I felt shame..... LOL
Done it three times.
Had to squeeze cheeks numerous times to make it to the porcelain throne.
Last time the last words the Doc said before I conked out were "Wow, you cleaned out real good."
Woke up farting like a Howitzer.
Took amazing dumps for the next three days.
Burrito is a solid after "clean out" meal choice.
Were the bruises that looked like his hands on your hips!!! :o
Ha ha, I was hesitant about sharing, figured I would get roasted pretty good by you guys ;D ;D Glad I had good company with this procedure, getting old sucks but living to laugh about it is great too :) 8)
: Tim524 March 02, 2022, 07:06:38 pgetting old sucks but living
Oh to be 55 years young again ;D
My doc said I need to come more often, I told him if I was gonna do that he needed to come less!
When I went, I asked the doctor where to put my pants. He said, "Over there with mine"
this thread is very entertaining
: Tim524 March 02, 2022, 07:06:38 p
Ha ha, I was hesitant about sharing, figured I would get roasted pretty good by you guys ;D ;D Glad I had good company with this procedure, getting old sucks but living to laugh about it is great too :) 8)
Getting old sucks??? I repeatedly request the procedure from my doc and he just keeps saying "but I'm your dentist!"
I should be scheduling mine pretty soon...