Just cut one that smelt so bad my eyes watered.
Had to leave the house.
I have to change my diet.
:o
I'll be working on your next Photoshop tonight.... ;D
In the 8th grade my pal and I got into the habit of recording audio of our farts to show each other later. I occasionally rediscover my Motorola Razor flip phone from 2008 and go straight to my files and find an 8 second recording that feels like it lasts a day. I smile and look off out the window for a moment, and I put the phone back in a safe place for a rainy day.
Keep rolling the dice, eventually Snake Eyes show up 8)
This morning I farted part of a song, it was great!!!
Mary had a little Lamb.
I started taking a probiotic everyday.
It just increased the nastiness of the smell.
But I have a smooth crap every morning.
Y'all need to go fishing!
I just started drinking near-beer and had some farts that were....almost sweet smelling? That golden wheat flavor really popped!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g7XAOyhbFU