I debated posting this but am so impressed I cant help myself.
Been 3 days since I've gone
At Walmart standing in line
It was coming and coming now
Made it to the stall and let it go
Looked down afterwards and it was a solid 2ft long, all one piece w/ serious girth
That is a safe estimate, at first I called it at 2 1/2. Most likely about 2 1/4 though
I didn't have my phone to send the gf a pic but did leave it for the next guy walking in ;D
I'm locking this sh!t.